Bestest Blog of the Day: 09/21/2006

Stupid Criminal File
This pick comes to us from Guest Blogger Charlene from "A Day in the Life..." We need more guest bloggers, so click here if you think you might be interested.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. ~unknown
Reading through the Stupid Criminal Files is mind-boggling. This is where you meet the less intelligent family members of Dumb and Dumber. Every true story is linked to it's original news source, Reuters, Associated Press, Fox News, etc.

The blog begins in January of 2005. My pick for stupid criminal of the month is the 40 year-old Wisconsin man who stole a GPS Tracking Devise. Hello? That February a puffed up bank robber used his cell phone to call his favorite local radio station and boast ON AIR about the heist; while actor, Tom Seizemore, had a staring role in an impromptu piece entitled, Fake Urine + Fake Penis = Jail. In March a Police Chief Drives Drunk. April leads us to Norway where two robbers attempt a getaway in a row boat even though both of them lack Rowing Skills; then back to Las Vegas and Los Angeles for the infamous, Wendy's Chili Finger Case. In August a business man sexually assaulted a sleeping woman on an airplane -- where his chances of escape were seriously limited -- and earned the title, Brave But Stupid. December offers the charming Yuletide story of the Pickpocket at the Police Christmas Party.

The New Year brings a fresh crop of criminals. January of 2006 begs the question, How Dumb Can One Be?, when an angry man head-butts a car windshield and gets his head stuck in the glass; and a Mugger Hides in a Tiger Cage. April brings a slew of SCF Tips -- pointers for criminals with excessively low IQs. SCF Tip: In Jail? Remember, They're Watching You, points out that when you are in jail, you really shouldn't contact your friend to cover your drug trade.

The Stupid Criminal File has three contributors: Kicknit, Female Law Power, and G-MAN. They welcome contributions from sharp-eyed readers providing they send the source of the original news item. One such item is the sad tale of Snowy the Goat, who was Kid-napped (I couldn't resist). Another irresistible tale is, In Brief, the story of two clueless crooks clad in skivvies -- as face masks.

Reading the Stupid Criminal File may not raise your IQ, but it will certainly make you feel more intelligent (unless, of course, your story is here), and leave you laughing as well. So check it out, courtesy of Charlene from "A Day in the Life..." and Bestest Blog!

Comments

Kicknit said…
Thanks for selecting the Stupid Criminal file as the Bestest Blog of the Day for September 21, 2006.

We've proudly mentioned the honor in a special post on the blog.
TheBusyDad said…
Brilliant! The fact that these folks are well on their way to improving the quality of the world's gene pool is something to be celebrated.
QuillDancer said…
Bobby, thanks for letting me guest. It was fun. Keep me in the line up.
Jack said…
This was one of your best finds Bestest Blog. It was not only a good blog in itself it had a number of excellent links to other high quality blogs on criminal matters and law enforcement. I appreciated this one a lot.
R2K said…
Lol what losers.

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